They Did Surgery On A Grape

Meme started by Hailey.Wisch in the group “crop your screenshots you godless heathen”

Exists to be obnoxious, the inside joke of many FaceBook groups.

Stephanie: Hey what’s up with the grape surgery?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Stephanie: Yeah but why do I keep seeing it everywhere?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape

by BootyOverlord67 November 26, 2018

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GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 24, 2011

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Grape

The act of forcefully shoving grapes down the throat of an unwilling victim.

(People sleeping in there beds late at night, meanwhile a man come busting through the wall screaming)

Grapest: I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!

People: (screaming in horror): NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Grapest January 15, 2011

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Grape Juice

Popping a virgin during her period. May associate with the word "Red Wings"

I earned my Red Wings with my last hoe, but this time I had some Grape Juice.

by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

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grape smuggler

A grape smuggler is a guy who likes to hang around with the oppisite sex but in a younger form. Much like a toy boy but vise-versa. (about a two to three year difference to apply) when they are grown up its o.k.

john is a blates grape smuggler he is now going out with a 14 year old and he is 17.

by guch strap francis nicholls January 13, 2007

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