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Garmongulous

Comedically or unnaturally larger than large.

A hybrid of "gargantuan", "humongous" and "fabulous", to create a term implying a size greater than all three.

Original usage is credited to author Alan Peterson in "Radio World" newspaper in the early 1990s, describing hand tools used to repair and maintain a century-old carousel in Holyoke, Mass. (see example of usage below)
(excerpt from article) "...trying to fix a telephone using a garmongulous screwdriver meant for the carousel upstairs..."

(other use) "He wasn't just fat... he wasn't just 'circus fat'... this guy was garmongulous!"
by Professor Al September 21, 2009
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germ raped

When a person forces his or her nasty germs on you by touching you or your possessions after neglecting to wash their hands.
The checkout boy at the grocery store germ raped me when he sneezed in his hands and then proceeded to bag my groceries.
by WrightOnTheEdge December 14, 2010
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german suicide

When a girl bends over a guy backward & sucks his dick in a backbridge
Sandra stood behind me a did a German suicide
by Diggze December 12, 2013
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German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.
In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.
by Crissov January 30, 2014
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Germ Sponge

A derogatory term used to discribe children as bearers of sickness and disease.
The germ sponge Sarah has been sent home from school again today.
by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014
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German Thigh Gap

A German thigh gap is when you can fit a German sausage/apple stroodle between your thighs
"hey do you have a German thigh gap?"
"lol yeah i can fit 3 sausages between my thighs."
by dragongirl77 February 19, 2015
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Gerdork

When he or she has a personal trait of a Geek/Nerd/Dork
"James acts like a Gerdork
by Kevin_Dalero July 3, 2015
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