fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

Just Fuck Me

A person, typically a girl, who wants a man to have sex with her, usually she wants hard sex.

Dylan, get it out and just fuck me!

by DefinitionsDefinitions June 25, 2022

fuck me

How Gordon Ramsay says 'fuck you'

Ramsay: Where's the Wellington?
Chef: 3 minutes.
Ramsay: Ahhh...fuck me.

by Cityplace2711 July 24, 2022

Fuck Me Syndrome

A highly contagious disease that Infects the young minds of adolescent and teenager Demographic. This disease is Known For causing Even the most responsible to fall for the male/or females siren song even being known to destroy 4.0 gpa teens lives. Infected people with this disease have very likeable and attractive traits like curly hair or Orange hair, a height of 5.4 feet or more, and very obvious signs of beauty and looks

That girl Audrey has Fuck me syndrome, i just can't keep my eyes off of her

by gyubo araka July 30, 2020

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females

you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

by sesa me July 27, 2024

Fuck me crocs

You know like slutty crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me

by BidnetMane August 4, 2022

Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.

Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.

by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018