Forget you!

Used instead of "fuck you" and means the same thing, based on the popular song by C-Lo Green.

Steve: "Hey man, nice shirt, what have you had that since you were like 5?"

Matt: "Forget you! This shirt is legendary."

by jack butler505 April 22, 2011

Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.

After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

by Trish Laam January 12, 2008

Force Choke

To use the ability of the force to choke somebody, usually someone being a punk ass without touching them.

Sue was being a bitch so i force choked that ho

by Sean O'Brien October 14, 2006

Fogey

An elderly person, Usually of the creepy male stature.

(guy 1): Dude did you here what that fogey said to my girl?

(guy 2): hahaha ya. He was all like, "Damn look at them titties!"

by Hatori Hanzo II February 15, 2009

Screw and forget syndrome

Medical condition in which every time you are done screwing someone, you feel like staying away from that other person, as far as you can.
It takes no distinction among lovers, from fuck buddies to half-century marriages.

Because of my screw and forget syndrome, I told my wife after I banged her to go sleep on a motel.

by texaro February 16, 2009

Fergees

A new disease relating to the "music artist," (i quote because she's one of the worst out there)Fergie that can be caught when you make contact with a Fergie fan or Fergie herself.

Symptons include:
-Listening to bad music on a regular basis
-adding "-icious" to your everyday vocabulary
-calling your body parts your "lovely lady lumps or humps"
...other symptons are pending...

"OMG he gave me the fergees last night!"
"I think I just caught the fergees"

by Gizzle fo shizzle December 9, 2008

Burparific Force

Burparific force is a burp of such strength it can hold four very heavy rugby players in mid-tackle for as long as the burp gose on for, the most powerful ever recorded had a pushing force of 2.27 tons.

Only few people have mastered the burparific force, others have tryed but have been hospitalised due to vocal cords being dislodged and fired across the room.

by Triple J May 4, 2005