flat tit

any woman (mujere) whose tit will just fill a table spoon.

I took a flat tit out last night. A hundred pounds of amorie, she was built for speed, she was nice.

by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

Flat Out

A young man or woman who is dressed nicely and expensively.

I saw Big Flock today and he was flat out with his denim killers and gucci shirt.

by call me ave April 6, 2016

Flat earth

If you truly belive in this than you will need the following:
59.99--------brain cells
29.99--------common sense booklet
39.99--------logic, for dummies

Flat earth isn't real ;-;

by datpotato.mp4 June 22, 2020

flat lizarding

Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.

Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it

by Alex Bailey May 19, 2005

flat wood

loose-leaf paper used to write on.

Luis was in class and had to take notes so he asked Eric for some flat wood.

by Chandee May 19, 2006

flat daddy

Life-size cutouts of deployed service members, and given by the Maine National Guard to spouses, children, and relatives back home.

Flat Daddy sits in my dining room all the time.

by M Haanel September 28, 2006

Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.

He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.

by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011