French Uppercut

A french kiss done with such force that a person receiving it feels deepthroated.

by the Cactus

I got a french uppercut last night. At that time I did not know if that was a tongue or a dick.

by frenchuppercutreal March 22, 2023

Kentucky french kiss

The act of kissing when one or more participants has a dip in their mouth

Jen came in for a passionate smooch but wasn't expecting Johnny's Kentucky french kiss

by omgitriedeverything January 7, 2009

Sneaky French Fry

When you order onion rings from burgerking and you always get one french fry that teases you and is usually a small fry that makes you regret getting onion rings.

God damnit i got a sneaky french fry.

Travis was a sneaky french fry at alex beels house.

God damnit I want fucking fries now/

by lextrashaw August 23, 2009

eat me out like one of your french girls

A sentence that girls use to say they want to have sex with him.

Girl:Oh my god he's so cute
Girl 2:I want him to eat me out like one of his french girls
Boy:Do you want to have sex with me?
Girl 2:Yes!
Girl:Eat me out like one of your french girls!

by Original_Clorox April 18, 2018

French cunt

A person whos french.......and is a CUNT!!!... which is most of them ha

I went ta france and saw a load of french cunts....for real...yezzir!!

by Megaman09 January 6, 2009

frenching

a form of affection or kissing between two people that when x-rayed would look like a worm fight. Two slimy things going at it. It is also often referred to as spit swapping, tonsul hockey, tounge dancing, or worm wrestling.

I hate it when people are frenching in the hallway they should get a room.

by KIM March 2, 2004

french army

The French Army has proven to be one of the most superior armies of the past. The key leaders of great French militaries are Charlesmagne, Louis XIV, and Napoleon.

Also, during its war of independence, the french were fighting a civil war AND invasions from England, Germany, Spain, Italy and from the Dutch. that is five incoming armies.

Many times people claim that the french army is poor because they lost in WW2. which neighboring country didn't lose to the Germans? the only reason that the English survived was becuase of the water.

Not to mention that the Americans would have never won their war of independence without the help of Lafayette and the French navy.

Stupid French Army jokes are based upon no real historical facts. One with a basic notion of history will tell you that the French have had one of the most succesful militaries in history

One of the most succesful and powerful conquerors was Napoleon leading the French Army, which struck fear into all of their oppenents hearts.

by Adrien May 7, 2004