bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.

I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.

by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

Ripple Factor

The process of knocking a the dominant "Doer" over while intercourse. This happens when the "Doer", man or woman with strap-on, is having intercourse doggy style with a large individual, man in rear or woman in either. The "Doer" thrusts towards the "Taker". The ripple of the force then travels to the takers head and back to the "Doers" thrusting region. The force knocks the "Doer" over and on their back.

George Bush was suprised by the ripple factor when he pounded Rosie O'Donnell doggy style.

by Towelliie April 14, 2009

Ocular Distortion Factor

When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot

Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.

by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012

The Cory Factor

If you have met a Cory in your life, you might recognize that they do some abnormal things. That is where this phrase come in handy.

Yo, Cory puts syrup on his spaghetti.
That is The Cory Factor, my friend.

by eddiemahguyyyyy May 29, 2022

Tingle Factor

A kiss so good that it leaves your lips tingleing. Only the best kissers can kiss with tingle factor.

Person 1: Is Dan a good kisser?
Person 2: He's better than good, he's got tingle factor!

by ChocolateCoveredEskimo April 5, 2012

Primacy Factor

Describes a phenomenon that happens to the majority of people in a conversation. The first few words that come out of the persons mouth are positive, followed by negative statements. You only remember the first 2 words or so, and ignore the negative words. Thereby giving that person the benefit of the doubt due to most people's inability to recall words or statements past the first few that were said.

He said "I Love You" and the everything else he said was a blur. I thought he said I was too skinny and needed to eat more, but I can't be sure.
Sounds like he gave you the Primacy Factor

by pfactor May 25, 2013