Fack

No idea,just thought it was funny

Fack

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by Lbozo12 October 31, 2022

Medieval Facial

Standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you ejaculate the semen drains into the nasal passages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.

"I gave Courtney a Medieval Facial last night."

"How'd she take it?"

"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."

by Didthistoyoursister November 11, 2011

Spiderweb facial

When one walks facefirst into a large spiderweb that wraps itself around the head and neck. Bonus points if the resident spider ends up in mouth, nose, or eyes. Spazzing out is optional.

Bill: "Ack! Pfleth! Pthaa! Pfft! $&*#ing @%$#!"

Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."

by Monkeyfeathers July 11, 2012

Bacon Facial

The act of steaming your face with the steam created by washing hot bacon grease out of a pan in the sink.

After frying up a pan full of bacon, Bob headed over to the sink for a bacon facial.

by Cannonball September 1, 2012

Glitter Facial

A term for the sexual activity in which a man ejaculates semen onto the face of one or more sexual partners, then proceeds to spread glitter and/or confetti onto the semen. A facial is a form of non-penetrative sex, though it is generally performed after some other means of sexual stimulation, such as anal sex, intercourse, masturbation, or oral sex.

She wanted me to use white glitter for the Glitter Facial scene to resemble a vampire from the Twilight movie series in the sunlight.

by W!LDC@RD May 22, 2012

back facial

When a man violently ejaculates on a woman's back after pulling his penis out of her anus.

"Oh baby, let me exfoliate your back with a back facial"

by jwlove October 26, 2013