Emotionally Materialistic

To Gloat; or other form of immoral emotion.

When he won the lottery, some called him emotionally materialistic, but it was just good ol' intended gloat.

by Angela Reid April 1, 2008

Emotional Drizzy

A word to describe your sadness or pain in a situation. It's called this because Drake also known as "Drizzy" is really fucking emotional.

"Guys, I'm so fucking emotional drizzy right now."
or
"Stop being so damn emotional drizzy!"

by wowisthatkfc January 6, 2014

emotional chilli

the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.

I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.

I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?

by Ignatius Grippa January 8, 2014

emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math

"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."

by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014

emotional hobo

Someone who needs to be loved, seems desperate but actually isn't.
When they're single they're just uncomfortable and restless.

I think Susan is an emotional hobo, she's always making plays for guys but never puts out.

by a pimp named slickback the 4th February 15, 2014

emotionally tonedef

Growing up with no one confiding anything in you so when you enter puberty you don't know how to interact with peers. You keep thinking something magical will fix it and you end up in your thirties having no friends and not being able to emotionally connect/bond/gel with anything other than dogs and maybe cats.

When I grew up no one talked to me so I never learned how to talk. This made me emotionally tonedef so that now the only communication I have is emotionless stuff about hard facts and topics. There's no joy in it. It feels like I have no where to go with anyone.

by emotionally_tonedef June 3, 2014

Emotional Partner

when you have a strong connection with someone, but aren't dating.

my ex and I are best friends. we are emotional partners.

by royalbluenose October 22, 2014