Elijah macwhoremac

a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine

Elijah: uhhhhhh

woman: what are you doing Elijah macwhoremac

by milk god June 07, 2021

hi elijah

The opposite of bye felicia. When you feel obligated to say hello to the annoying bloke at work no one really likes, but feel you have to try to be nice to anyway.

Friend 1: Oh god, here comes you known who. Friend 2: Ugh! He's so annoying.
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)

by Betty Noir April 12, 2018

Elijah Guest

I like you so fucking much, Youre the cutuest slave ive ever owned🤤

Sorry If you hate me for this lmao.

To: Elijah Guest
From: Me lmao

by JPark03 October 13, 2017

Aiden Elijah

He is the hottest guy on the planet and is the best person ever

Aiden Elijah is so hot

by February 20, 2022

Elijah Jackson Salsgiver

A dude who is an absoulute player! Love him though, but I like Skyler Hipp more!

Person A: "Dude Elijah Jackson Salsgiver is an ass"

by Idontknowman!!! March 08, 2024

Elijah Davidson

Elijah Davidson Is a Musician, Actor, CEO, Film Director, Music Producer, ETC, Overall just a Public Figure.
He runs Companies such as "ED INC" (Elijah Davidson INC) Jailhouse Studios, ETC.
He has once won an Award for Best Vocalist at a Red Carpet event with Soundstage4 at just The age of 13.

Have you heard the new Track Produced by Elijah Davidson? It Goes Hard!

by Rog Chafee June 23, 2022

elijah jones

Cool, chill guy, pretty nice, handsome

Omg elijah jones is so handsome

by Malevolent cleave August 18, 2024