Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.

"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."

by Anonymous717191 May 26, 2012

Ear Zit

The obnoxious zit-thing in your ear that hurts, and constantly scabs. Sometimes known to create a sort of blister, and burst under pressure. These also exist just inside the nostril, but these ones don't pick as easily, and tend to hurt more.

My nose zit is like a throbbing mass. It sucks that I have a cold and it won't let me blow my nose.
My Ear Zit burst all over my pillow after I picked it one too many times.

by herpaderpschnerp August 3, 2011

Bite The Ear

An expression used to represent when someone is whipped in a relationship.

“You see Aaron over there with Nicki. Oh my god he’s about to bite the ear.”

by lit.shitty March 16, 2019

Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.

Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.

by BigManTyson December 28, 2018

Ear Virgin

A person who has never listened to ASMR before

I have never listened to ASMR before, so I am an Ear Virgin

by Tok1tozuk4 August 1, 2018

ear sugar

Giving someone a compliment

Mary was down on herself and needed some ear sugar from her friend Julie.

by RCL55 December 10, 2022

Ear-Hustlin

It's just a different way of saying EAVESDROPPING.

I remember when I was younger being at friends houses and parents saying eavesdropping a lot couldn't stand it.

many years ago I remember being at work in a meeting about getting a promotion. I was super excited about it.. only to open the door and see some of my coworkers standing there so I opened my big fat mouth and yelled what the hell is wrong with yall why yall Ear-Hustlin..

I remember when I was younger being at friends houses and parents saying eavesdropping a lot couldn't stand it.

many years ago I remember being at work in a meeting about getting a promotion. I was super excited about it.. only to open the door and see some of my coworkers standing there so me being me I opened my big fat mouth and yelled what the hell is wrong with yall why yall Ear-Hustlin..

Hey (___ ) why you Ear-Hustlin?

So today I was talking to one of my friends about some life stuff and we were talkin about the kids only to find out they were Ear-Hustlin the whole time.

I was in my room talkin on the phone about something private only to open my door and find someone straight up Ear-Hustlin..

by Shannytel December 2, 2021