doobieous

Skeptical about marijauna.

Nah dude, hes not a stoner, hes actually kind of doobieous.

by Red Raptor September 21, 2006

dookie drawers

1. Poo in your pants.

2. The kind of moron who lacks the intellectual faculty to properly wipe himself.

1. Oops, I ate too many onion rings and now I gots me a case of dookey drawers.

2. Q. Hey mon, who dookie drawers over there? Shit bro, he ain't got the fuckin sense to wipe his self when he finish up on the crapper.
A. Must be the president.

by daverpdx May 3, 2007

Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).

I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

dookie

as most people know it, to dookie is to shit, but now, dookie has become an insult, an annoyance, a petty thing to say at the most random of all times, just try it.

Say someone just did something stupid,u go up to them, make a hand gesture, preferably the action of putting your right palm in between ur forearm, and bicep, moving ur arm back and forth with ur hand pointing forward, ur whole arm at 45 degree angle, and simply saying,"You have just been dookied on."
Another use would be if something serious were going on, and to eliminate all seriousness from the situation, you scream DOOKIE!!!, in a very high-pitched voice.

by Timothy Jonathan April 25, 2006

doobie snack

a joint

hey man i just smoked a nice doobie snack

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

dookie water

Combination of poop, urine, and water that stinks. Can be troublesome if a plugged toilet overflows and spills everywhere, leaving you with shitty, foul-smelling puddles in your home.

Torpedo Vegas: You're getting dookie water all over my rug.

by Barnaby J0nes November 16, 2013

big dookie

a word often used by niglets and it refers to a person taking a very large shit.

niglet 1: yo man, i gotz to make the big dookie
niglet 2: werd

by jakeandthefatman February 29, 2012