jingle dong

When your dick hits the front of the toilet seat while your taking a shit.

While taking a shit I leaned back then forward and jingle donged my dick twice.

by buckeyeoh July 6, 2014

Classic Dong

1. One's dong, which takes of the classic form
2. An extremely skilled Mid-Western producer/performer/rapper/beat-juggler and all around gentleman.

Also see Bobby Peru

No, this porridge is too hot. No, this porridge is too cold. Ah, yes... this porridge is Classic Dong.

by Classic Dong January 16, 2011

danny dong

Is a guy that is mentally retarded, but is sexy as kim kardashian brother and wears adidas shorts everyday for the rest of his life

Omg my gosh look its a danny dong he is so retarded but is sexy as fuck

by Ggbit fdwwe 45gf wd April 8, 2017

robot dong

An oversized metallic 'e-cigarette' type vaporizer nearing the length or girth of a robotic male penis. The user can typically be seen fellating this device enthusiastically in pursuit of his or her high-tech nicotine fix.

Did you see Robert's new E-Cig? Yeah, it's a total robot dong.

Dude, is that a real-life e-peen? Nah bro, it's just my new robot dong.

by RDongSucker January 16, 2014

thunder dong

i big ole hard veiny cock, that produces an insensitive amount of power with each thrust. relative to a large clap of thunder.

Holy fuck Lil Richie has a beautiful Thunder dong!

by Randeezenutz November 7, 2017

spamalamading dong

another name for a human bean by the name of sam, used by a close friend, cousin, or grandmother

"hey spamalamading dong"
"hello my good friend"

by samuel the great December 15, 2008

knotted dong

A knotted dong is where you take your big long dick tie it in a knot, give yourself a redsock fist your redsock then push your knotted dong into your ass roughly until you squirt out milky stuff

guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ASS ITS GOT MY KNOTTED DONG IN IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OUCH OUCH OUCH BOIII

by YusofBinLaden July 3, 2017