The Derpcheese

A Dutch sexual act.

This act requires a male dog. While doing a girl from behind show your dog some dog porn to get his little wiener erect. To make his wiener warm and juicy, pour some Dutch molten cheese over his cock. Now it is time for the great trick. So while you are still smashing this girl, smoothly replace your cock with your dog's wet, cheesy cock. While your dog is fucking your girl, silently walk into your girl's view. She will be very surprised and looks behind her and sees the dog. Then you scream: DERPCHEESE! And you run out of the room.

Friend: Yo did you slam that girl yesterday night.

Me: Yeah bro but I was not digging the sex so I performed the Derpcheese on here.
Friend: No shit?

by Fireman Forehead October 17, 2019

to derp

To be scared and cough at the same time

"Kevin almost died, he started to derp so hard."

by dijoelcuervo December 3, 2020

Slurp derp

To drink something delicious or to make it known that it’s magnificent.

That drink was slurp derp!

by Tynn April 26, 2021

joshua derpface

joshua derpface noclipped out of reality and entered your moms basement;
joshua derpface HELP IM IN THE BACKROOMS

{joshua derpface obtained temporary money

by spy_who_did_your_mom October 11, 2021

fuck derpest rainbow day

on july 19th everyone in the 88.89% furries groupchat has to fuck derpest rainbow because hes a bitch

hey bro did you know its fuck derpest rainbow day

by goobernut69 July 10, 2022

Herpa derpa

Herpa derpa is nonsense babble. When someone says something that makes no sense and sounds absolutely stupid you can respond with "Herpa derpa" as a quick painless way to avoid further conversation with whoever makes an idiotic statement. People use it to point out a stupid or ignorant remark or behavior.

"I'm going to jump off this cliff and fly to the moon with my arms."
"Herpa derpa?"

by BooglyWoogly March 30, 2023

Johnny Derp

A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.

Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023