Deteriorates On Approach
As applied to a guy who looks great from a distance but whose charms go downhill in proportion to the distance between you and him
As applied to a guy who looks great from a distance but whose charms go downhill in proportion to the distance between you and him
Guy/Gal 1 ......Gosh he's a real cutie
Guy/Gal 2.......Oh yes he is!!
Guy/Gal 1.......Oh no D.O.A. yuk!
Guy/Gal 2.......Oh yes he is!!
Guy/Gal 1.......Oh no D.O.A. yuk!
by SunniesIndoors September 15, 2005
Get the D.O.A mug.Acronym meaning either "Totally On A Dick" or "Totally Over A Dick". Used to describe a obsessive single person looking for only sexual grates, usually in an oral fashion but not always. TOAD can most often be observed when used at a party to describe a often ignored female who becomes so obsessed with getting the male any way possible, that she becomes orally inclined or just sexually obsessive over having sex in that endeavor.
Examples
Guy1: What is up with Jennifer tonight? She's practically giving Jim a blowjob with his pants on.
Girl1: She's just T.O.A.D. because he is ignoring her. As soon as he starts to get in to it, she'll back off.
Dude1: God damn! That girl just swooped in and snookied that guy with a BJ and stole him away from Julie.
Dude2: She's just being a T.O.A.D. because she is obsessed with his dick. She'll be done with him after she gets some.
Dude1: I knew something was wrong when she ignored free drinks for him! What a greedy slut!?! She's only in it for the dick!
Dude2: Yup, absolutely a T.O.A.D. dude.
Guy1: What is up with Jennifer tonight? She's practically giving Jim a blowjob with his pants on.
Girl1: She's just T.O.A.D. because he is ignoring her. As soon as he starts to get in to it, she'll back off.
Dude1: God damn! That girl just swooped in and snookied that guy with a BJ and stole him away from Julie.
Dude2: She's just being a T.O.A.D. because she is obsessed with his dick. She'll be done with him after she gets some.
Dude1: I knew something was wrong when she ignored free drinks for him! What a greedy slut!?! She's only in it for the dick!
Dude2: Yup, absolutely a T.O.A.D. dude.
by HailDarkLord February 16, 2010
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1. A bearded retard.
2. Grown man who cries when teased by his peers.
3. An unloved child.
4. A batting practice pitcher.
5. A guy who still waits tables even after he graduates college.
1. A bearded retard.
2. Grown man who cries when teased by his peers.
3. An unloved child.
4. A batting practice pitcher.
5. A guy who still waits tables even after he graduates college.
by Zeus Graham February 4, 2009
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Alpha Dog. The shortened name of rapper Alpha Dog from the rap group the G.D.I.'s. OR the leader/protector of the pack, usually the biggest and meanest memeber of a group of people, quite often an asshole.
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