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cube

this shape is a cube
by littlemisshowel April 7, 2015
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THE CUBE

The cube is a physical form that lives inside a dark void, the cube is of unknown origins but belived to have god like powers, the cube also has a pet inside the void which it refers to as: Sad dog
person 1: oi m8
THE CUBE GOD HIMSELF: *oblidirates earth*
by Racist Slurs Are Funny February 14, 2021
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cubing

multiplying a number by itself twice
Cubing a number is very easy. All you have to do is multiply it by itself twice. Instead of writing the number three times, a superscript three (³) is used (for example: 27=3³=3×3×3).
by bluestinger66 November 21, 2022
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draw two cubed

When, in a game of Uno, stacking draw twos causes a player to draw eight or more cards.
Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.

Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.
by ChameleonDragon November 23, 2019
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Cray Cubed

When shit’s super cray like three times over, one more than cray cray
Boy: you’re abnormal, you’re weird, you’re stupid, I love you, you won’t shut up
Girl: yeah, this is all making me absolutely cray cubed
Boy: Ok, let’s have sex

Girl: O-Cray
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Cubed Fruit

Jordi Long is a cubed fruit
by Shorid October 1, 2020
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gooch cube

Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."

"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"

"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
by soiled_it January 29, 2024
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