Fartinkle Crunk

A type of person who is drunk and is peeing all the time

Bro my dad is such a Fartinkle Crunk

by Aldishit January 13, 2025

Crunk

Many can (and have been) interpreting this word as crazy + drunk,
And may be used to just describe something fucking banging in general- crazy/fun (may be referred to the word ‘criping’ in a more intoxicated sense)
However despite the common references to a 1990s Tennessee TV show with Ice cube or something, it is in fact derived from the well loved meme ‘eyebrows on fleek’ (see below)

“We in this bitch, finna get CRUNK, eyebrows on fleek, da fuq”

by Crunkdcracker February 21, 2019

Crunk

Ellie and T

I saw Ellie and T yesterday in chipotle, they were definitely Crunk.

by chickentenderfood March 1, 2022

Crunk

The opposite of getting drunk, drinking a large quantity of energy drinks until you're awake for 1+ days or until your heart explodes

Tony: "Hey Jim want to go to my brother's Bat Mitzvah?"
Jim: "I can't, I'm gonna get crunk tonight."

by Cockslapper82 August 9, 2020

Crunk

When a situation gets completely out of control to the extent that you can only look back on the damage path and attempt to recreate the events in your imagination.

There was a moth in my livingroom and killing it involved lots of screaming, 2 dogs and a cat, two thrown shoes and 3 flip flops, and eventually a 3" binder... Casualties include one lightbulb and one moth. It all transpired in under 1 minute. Sometimes shit gets crunk.

by carrieologist October 8, 2011

Crunk

(n.) A mixture of 2 cans of Red Bull, and a certain amount of vodka.

Let's go drink some Crunk.

by Josh Twisselman May 13, 2004

crunk-a-face

the canadian term for getting shit faced

lets get crunk-a-faced (past tense) ay!

by elblunto March 20, 2009