Crusty Noodle

When a guy is banging a chick at the beach and then dips his dong in the sand and continues the pound fest.

Chris Mursch shoved his crusty noodle into the rim of eric nesseth right after he tried the cleveland steamer reverse teabag.

by Jizz Rag May 4, 2004

Crusty

1. Skin literally peeling off, rough skin.
2. Being extremely butt weak
3. Nasty or ugly

1. Damn Eric, you are hella crusty! Put on some lotion
2. Luis has a very crusty knee
3. That Twilight book is really crusty.

by R. Devecchi March 23, 2009

crusty

noun ; when you see something that is disgusting

My teacher looks so crusty today..

by angel flowers March 18, 2014

Crusty memes

Memes that are so fucking stupid. Looks like they were written by an autistic 12 year old. Not funny at all. Basically less funny 2005

Dude this meme is so crusty. Your crusty memes suck.

by Drewbygames August 21, 2016

dusty crusty dustbowl

A severely dry vagina

That bitch has a dusty crusty dustbowl!

Beware of the dusty crusty dustbowl.

by sa225 February 11, 2009

Crusty

A group of girls, or an individual who acts like they are "all that". 99.9999% of the time, no one likes this group or this individual.
Also this group or individual tends to be greasy and dressed like a whore.

"Crusty, CRusty, CRUSTY"
"She's such a crusty with her lemur face"

by jparker30 December 19, 2008

crusty dusty

When a woman doesn't bath for a long amount of time and the out sides of her pussy is crusty from weird liquids!

martha didnt bath for a week and she had a crusty dusty

by killtact November 9, 2009