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Hit The Shiddy/Right Cheek Creep

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.
HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER IT😭😭
by Un2siast January 30, 2024
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Creep

The act of a girl who is unloyal and does things out spite because of her own insecurities.. can totally be satisfied in every which way and still need more.. usually the homie hopper type. These girls will have everything kids family and great foundation and ruin it for dick. Even the worst ones will say there lesbians in the process to secretly hide all the dicking they get threw the years..
You see that girl over there she creeped on her bf last week and told me to never talk about it again
by Emptiest of souls April 6, 2023
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Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.
My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.
by Acellertnac November 22, 2023
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urban creep

Some-one who writes their name down in this website about how cool they are.
Wow that urban creep is writing about how cool they are
by Iamcool832328u3e October 13, 2021
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Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.
by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021
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Nagative Creep

To nag someone in a creepy fashion
He was standing in the kitchen in the dark telling me to do the dishes being a total nagative creep
by Eisor October 20, 2021
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Creep

In video games (mostly The Binding of Isaac, but some others) creep refers to a damage-dealing liquid on the ground. May deal damage to players, enemies, or both.
Upon taking damage, the item causes you to leave a trail of red creep behind you which deals 6 damage per second to enemies.
by Caustic_ July 21, 2021
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