padmé amidala.
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)
married a man 5 years younger than her.
(also talked stuff about JD, we don’t talk about that though.)
padmé is a fucking cougar
by anakinissexy March 18, 2020
 Get the cougarmug.
Get the cougarmug. by notciph September 24, 2020
 Get the Cougarmug.
Get the Cougarmug. by anonymous October 4, 2022
 Get the Charleroi Cougarsmug.
Get the Charleroi Cougarsmug. Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
 Get the Cougar chumpmug.
Get the Cougar chumpmug. The practice of undergrad people marrying far older women or financial needs (sugar mommy) or sexual intimacy. This is usually illegal but practiced in various parts of the Western Hemisphere and some parts of India.
My mom practices cougarism
by Boom Flex  August 8, 2018
 Get the Cougarismmug.
Get the Cougarismmug. I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.
by Webastards July 13, 2023
 Get the Cougar Remorasmug.
Get the Cougar Remorasmug. 