condomed

There are two definitions:

#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom

#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom

For definition #1:
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"

For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"

by UsefulKnowledge123 October 24, 2011

condomnundrum

The moment of indecision encountered after opening a fresh condom concerning which way it should unroll.

Bill lost his wood while solving his latest condomnundrum.

by aLeXaNdEr September 8, 2014

Condom head

When you wear a hoodie over your head and it gets a litlle tip, that makes it look like a condom.

Wow dude, you totally look like a condom head when you wear that hoodie.

by Wank-athon May 27, 2015

Condo

Popular sex games created on the game platform called ROBLOX

Con_Sent
Condez
Scented Con
Con

Bannable and Fira created 'Condo' games
ROBLOX 'Condo' is fun!
Are 'Condo' games illegal?

by Jason!!!!!!! October 26, 2020

Confused Condom

Confused Condom; When you have sex with a chick and you don't know where to put the condom after.

Rick: Did you fuck Jane last night?
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.

Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.

by Naseknows December 13, 2009

hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or any other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor

man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom

by !gibby! May 22, 2011

Open Condom Style

Having sex with a busted condom while listening to Gangnam Style.

Wow that guy is having sex open condom style!

by Steampowerengine March 8, 2021