computer ketchup

Exactly What it looks like

This computer ketchup is better than that regular kind, or that purple kind.

by Me October 13, 2003

Computer

Place to work.
And eat.
And have fun.
And rest after work.
New man's best friend.

Dude, this morning i watched that YouTube clip! Then I went to job, did some stuff in Word, and later that evening i watched a movie on my computer. I don't love my dog anymore.

by HastaLaVistaBaby October 17, 2012

Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

rusty computer mouse

when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust

oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse

by petarrrrrrrr October 14, 2008

Computer Nazi

Someone that does not like the computer, and wants to kill it.

Amanda was angry at Powerpoint, and Chance. This makes her a Computer Nazi.

by Neil-Ness April 2, 2004

computer fucker

a young boy or man who loves to have sex with his computer such as a derek. this boy is usualy very fat and is a loser. he will become the inventor of robot sex.also a computer fucker can be a person who messe with people's computers by fucking the floppy drive.

i hate him so much im hireing a computer fucker to screw up his life.

by JOHN J GILLINAHAULLER September 20, 2006

apple computer

The original designers of Windows. They were using thier own GUI when developing and Bill Gates bought it from them on the cheap and proceeded to market it as his own making a fortune. So a good definition would be Unlucky and shortsighted

by Ferg June 30, 2003