Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.

Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"

by pony1234 July 20, 2016

go commit sleep in nether

when you play MineCraft and you sleep in nether you explode to death, all No U's, Reverse's and Counter's don't work

Jake bullies Duane
Duane: go commit sleep in nether

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

co commenter

literally just types the exact same thing someone else typed in hopes of getting the same amount of attention.

billy saw that bobs comment on youtube got 1.2k likes and decided to be a co commenter and type the same thing.

by Lycan Ace March 15, 2019

Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.

So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?

by MM132 September 9, 2019

go commit snort glass shards

A form of suicide that is very painful

hi i would like to go commit SNORT GLASS SHARDS

by Gamerboss3355 December 3, 2019

Go commit breath stop

Very mean thing to say. It means you want a person dead.

Antonio: ‘haha i ate your mom’
Helen: ‘go commit breath stop’
Antonio: *dies*

by Broodzakje October 29, 2019

Coma Commenter

Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.

Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.

by DrBrian December 22, 2020