Colon-octopi

When someone fists an ass and opens their hand while inside their partner. To complete the move you must wiggle your fingers around like an octopus, preferably while yelling "let me slide on in there". If desired, the line can be whispered softy instead.

"I gave her a colon-octopi last night and I guess you can say I really slide on in there"

by G.T. Cannington May 31, 2018

Colon Serpent

The act of anal sex by a rather large penis.

Shiley found Vannie's colon serpent to both feel good and hurt at the same time.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

Coconut Girl

A Thai prostitute that works in the city of Pattaya along Beach Ave, also known as "The Coconut Bar" because of the coconut palm trees that line the street.

Guy #1: "Lets go down and check out the chicks at the beach!"
Guy #2: "Naa man, they are all Coconut Girls."
Guy #3: "You're right. We should go to church and pray for our sins instead."
Guy #1 & Guy #2: "Coconut Girls at the Coconut Bar it is!"

by The_Mike_Of_Knowledge March 26, 2020

coconut behaviour

when you're being stupid asf and you look dumb.

"omg i just texted Courtney back"
"bruv coconut behaviour"

by angelhoneyybroski November 16, 2020

Coconut ice

A sexual practice in which a penised partner ejaculates into a receiving partner’s nostrils

We’ve tried coconut ice yesterday and I can’t get the smell of Jake’s cum out of my nose.

by Coconuticer April 1, 2021

Bald Coconut

When a bald man sticks his head in a woman's vagina.

DUDE, I'M TOTALLY GONNA GIVE YOUR MOM A BALD COCONUT TONIGHT!!!!!

by baldcoconutman69 April 25, 2011

Nintendo Colon

Where an individual plays video games for an extreme long time and avoids pooping so they can continue to play without interrupting their game. Nintendo Colon results in extreme constipation.

Billy play XBOX360 so long he's been diagnosed with a case of Nintendo Colon

by crapsandviche August 8, 2012