When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009
Get the Lincoln Cockedmug. Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!
by cockonaut October 19, 2009
Get the cosmic cockmug. by matt in the hat October 22, 2003
Get the cock manglermug. by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005
Get the cock crazymug. An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.
"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"
by vballhunk May 31, 2005
Get the Cock Crittermug. Where one has fucked every whore in town. His cock has been through war with every slut he has fucked, where his cock has battled time and time again with every slut he's shagged! His countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle cock!
Ted: Did you hear about Ron?
George: No, what happened?
Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
George: No, what happened?
Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
by detlionfan April 20, 2009
Get the battle cockmug. A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.
The dude and some fine-ass woman were gettin' their game on when KGB showed up fucked up and put his arms around them. He didn't even know he was being a cock blocker
by MrTea6 June 22, 2003
Get the Cock Blockermug.