reverse cobra

The act of evading a kiss by swerving your head backwards.

James tried to make out with me, I reverse cobra-ed that shit.

by Maaaaaaaaaa. June 10, 2016

DIO COBRA

An Italian blasphemy used in really rare cases of extreme hurting or when dealing with serious problems. It literally means "God is a Kobra". It's usually screamed, making the actual words longer than they were supposed to be.

Dio Cobra's using Examples:
1-"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, I carramba hanno imboccato!"
"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, the police came!"
2-"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, me so rotto er dito, Dio canagliaaaaaa!"
"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, I broke my finger, Dio canagliaaaaaaaa!"

by DioSporco February 20, 2017

Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018

Iron Cobra

A bass pedal made by TAMA. IT is also the best pedal

I use a pair of Iron Cobras on my drum kit.

by G_Ranger November 6, 2018

QR_CODER

Dipshit who make shit content on his shit YouTube channel

I watched QR_CODER today
I want to die

by QR_CODER July 16, 2019

Apex_Cobra8

A dumbass little bitch thats 7 years old that play rainbow six siege that talk shit to older people because they are little shits that eat their dad dick and then give up their life for the game

Yo your such a Apex_Cobra8

by Daddylongdic69 August 18, 2019

apex_cobra8

A pussy ass little bitch that has no life because he gives it up to rainbow six siege and eats his dad dick

Yo you are a apex_cobra8

by Daddylongdic69 August 18, 2019