closetphobia

Scared to become a homosexual

Friend: hey wanna go to the pool
Me: No sorry I have closetphobia
Friend: what’s that?
Me: I’m scared of being homosexual

by Travis Dmoney Scott April 7, 2020

causeofskz

They are a very swaggy person ig🙄🙄

Causeofskz : you have no swag
Random person: i know 🙄🙄

by Mr.kevinmoon December 25, 2020

Causer

if your last name is Causer you stink

EW is that a Stinky boi with the last name Causer

by dgadgadfgdfgf May 27, 2021

Close Reading

When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.

Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.

Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.

Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?

Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.

Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?

Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.

by SassyGorgeousPrincess November 5, 2021

Closed Fist Shitting

A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit

Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!

by Flore_M September 22, 2021

Causenetic

A person or thing that gives rise to a phenomenon that is dynamic or energizing.

President Obama was a causenetic leader. The causenetic movement of civil rights allowed for many phenomenon changes to happen.

by Inspiring Collaboration September 26, 2021

clubernuckin'

A fight that occurs outside of the club, usually over a stupid and ridiculous dispute

"Yo Troy and Kev were clubernuckin' outside"
"Over what?"
"4 cents dude!"

by Dicktionarier November 29, 2022