Anal clown

someone who takes in an array of dildos in any orifice possible, specifically the asshole.

You are such an anal clown.

by J-is-a-anal clown September 13, 2009

Clowning the rice

To screw something up badly.
Comes from Gene from Top Chef Season 5, Episode 5 where he messed up a dish.

"I was trying to make sushi instead I ended up clowning the rice."

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008

Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

Cheese Clown

Cheese Clown is a hybrid word describing a person who is a fusion between a Cheese Dick and an Ass Clown.

Cheese Clown: An arrogant dick head who through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underware.

by 5150Skippy December 14, 2011

Earnest the Clown

To have sex in the earhole

Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday

by yeah yeah yeah joseph May 27, 2009

The clown show

A show made up about clowns in the Newton fan

Hidla is a clown at the clown show. Oh Newton my son come watch the CLOWN SHOW WITH ME .

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ March 4, 2017

clown patrol

The collective act of more than one idiot/moron.

That clown patrol couldn't have gotten that simple task done if they tried a thousand times.

by Bo Regard May 24, 2010