Noah Claus

He makes me sad because he flagged the original definition :(

Noah Claus is mean

by Bohn Jraun March 4, 2022

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Mrs Claus

A fat man women who sits around all day eating and watching reality shows

Mrs Claus is watching MTV

by supercutekid November 27, 2011

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wills classen

huge penis

by john June 3, 2003

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A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.

Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

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