"So my boyfriend is a huge Star Wars and decided to pull a Boonta Eve Classic last night by shouting, 'Now this is podracing!' During sex last night."
by That_Sheetz_Guy May 30, 2018

Guy Who Listens To Pop Music: HEY BRO YO CAN I CRASH HERE YOLO
Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.
Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.
by ThatGuyWhoPostsDefinitionsOnUD December 18, 2012

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.
Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!
Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!
Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
by Composer man May 12, 2022

He disappeared when everyone expected him to come. What a classic gilroy moment.
Guys, I will activate classic gilroy for now because of an emergency.
Guys, I will activate classic gilroy for now because of an emergency.
by magnafanta_app March 3, 2024

josh: Do yo know that guy jefff ? He so horny he keep taking about yed hee dog and hee cat everyday even Buddhist Holy day can't stop him .I really don't get it
peter : that just a classic tita
peter : that just a classic tita
by red prof June 24, 2021

by JohnsonResearch May 1, 2023

Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).
'During a bois night out'
Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.
Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.
Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
by EI Chapo February 7, 2024
