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Christ-tard

A Christian with low intelligence. Usually also extremely devoted to the religion and homophobic.
Most american Christians are Christ-tards.
by Pizzelle April 12, 2025
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If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
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Jesus Christ

The Savior of the entire world. He loved you enough that He died for you on the cross. Come to Him, and He will give you rest. For we are all sinners, and fall short of the glory of God (Romans 3:23). Admit your sin, repent, trust in Him as your only path towards salvation, and commit your life to Him. If you choose to reject this message, your blood be upon your own head...
Person 1: "Jesus is King!"
Person 2: "No He isn't"
Person 1: "I forgive you, just as He has told me to, just as He has done for the entire world. I love you, and He loved you enough to die for you. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life."
Person 2: "Oh. that gave me a new change of mind..."
by lizardbois640 June 7, 2025
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super mecha death christ

The Supreme Being of Channel Awesome in Terminator form.
That's Super Mecha Death Christ Bitch! - James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd (Anniversary Brawl 2009)
by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023
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Brother in christ

Used by white people to replace the n-word in that over captioned meme with a barely visible subway sandwich
“mfs be like ‘i hate subwaymy Brother in christ you made the sandwich
by literally go mifune April 20, 2023
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Christ Cream

when he waves his dick in the shape of a cross while he cums on your face with rosary beads in one hand and repeating the lords prayer.
by christcreamer May 15, 2023
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anti christ of technology

a person who is not computer literate, or knows very little, derogatory term,,,or computers fail in their presence
all i have to do stand in front of a computer and it goes crazy,,im the anti christ of technology
by Gambino6 July 14, 2023
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