Sparkle Cream

When elephant jiz is covered in human blood and boogers

I found sparkle cream at the zoo last week

by Dirty Mario Judha February 16, 2021

Pineapple Cream Pie Shake

When a gay guy gets pounded, He opens the flood gates of hell and shit coming out with it and into a cup for their partner to drink

Damn babe, that was an amazing pineapple cream pie shake.

by PineappleCreamPie April 15, 2021

Mt.cream sical

A man stands on a girls shoulders bends down cums in his mouth then she spits it out into his mouth

Me and my gf are trying the mt.cream sical

by Mt cream May 17, 2021

Bronzer Cream

Simply wiping shit on your face to look tan

My retart buddy wiped shit all over his face to look like the cast of jersey shore, He said “bronzer cream oh yea”! And “I love poop wiped on my face this time of year”!

by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

Ice Cream Friday

The act of ejaculating in your partners glass and freezing it, then shitting and pissing on the frozen cum and freezing it again until finally stirring it up and force feeding it to your partner in the middle of the night.

I love giving my partner an Ice Cream Friday.

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. October 20, 2021

Whipped Cream!

it's just whipped cream. and if you came here to see some fucking sex shit get a life or I'll tell your mom you're on the urban dictionary.

Whipped cream! a delicious substance you put on a pie or whatever food you like!
Kyle: "Hey man, you want some Cool Whip Whipped Cream on your pumpkin pie?"
David: "Sure man!"
PS. I really wish the 99% audience of horny little boys would stop using the urban dictionary for sexual activities that they will never take part in.... MAKE THE URBAN DICTIONARY GREAT AGAIN!!

by XylophoneMaster August 19, 2021

ice cream cone method

when a man licks your vagina like an ice cream cone #trauma

that dude Jake ice cream cone method me so bad

by gaga42069 November 30, 2021