University of Illinois at Chicago

A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.

I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here

by Billiam Beaver April 6, 2023

Chicago Soft Serve

When you disguise shit as chocolate soft serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve

by JustLib July 17, 2022

The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.

"In Illinois, people of large numbers gather in a stadium to watch local heroes perform The Chicago Bear, in person."

by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021

chicago

chicago is one of the best cities in the mf world bro, the food, the slang, i would say the people but niggas b hoes and these bitches bops. anyway, we cool asf out hea, if you come to chicago dont b a fuckin gang goofy, if somebody say “check it out” DONT fkn check it out💀, if somebody ask you if you know where you at just run & pls dont say u from o block, that will get you shot tf up if you from outta town😭.

boy1- you from chicago?
boy2- no, im from insert location
boy1- you know whea you at?
bystander- nigga, RUN.

by sosaisdagoat December 28, 2021

Chicago Style Chips and Salsa

There is actually no definition at all, because this is not a real thing.

Dan: "Hey guys, I'm new in town and I cannot wait to get some Chicago Style Chips and Salsa"
Everyone else: "Dafuq? That's not a real thing bro. Go home, you're drunk."

by W3rddd December 23, 2021

Chicago Sun Roof

When you take a big 'ol steamy shit into the sun roof of someone else's vehicle.

"Yo wtf I just got Chicago Sun Roof'd and now I gotta clean it up."

by I_DankStep January 9, 2022

Chicago Shrimp

When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.

As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”

by Pkangas91 January 1, 2022