Cafeholic

A person who enjoys patronizing cafes

Kate is a cafeholic. She visits cafes all weekend long

by Artofpuns September 13, 2025

Catohlic

Adj.
Member of the Catohlic Church. Pertaining to the Church based on the admiration of the mysteries of our lords, the cats.

See also catohlicism and catehcism

Katehrine: Karen, next Caturday I will convert to Catohlicism. I will receive the sacrament of my baptism in the church of Saint Nekolas. You are invited.
Karen: I’m so glad… Oh, look! A Cat!

by Love-fi December 5, 2025

christmas cathlic

A Catholic that attends service one a year

As a Christmas Cathlic I am required to to be at the nativity service

by James A Gillies November 20, 2020