Red Carpet

When you eat so much red velvet cake you get crimson colored diarrhea and drag your anus across your SO's chest.

"Did you hookup with Stacy last night?"

"Yeah, I gave her a red carpet."

by Dickbuttbukkake November 16, 2014

carpet bumper

A partener who licks a hairy vogina

i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!

by emily March 14, 2003

Persian Carpet Roulette

This one cannot be done alone. You must first gather a bunch of your friends. Then you must find Sloptimus Prime. Once you have obtained Sloptimus tie her legs to the head board of a bed. Have all of your friends blow a nut inside of Sloptimus. The one who is the father 9 months fater looses.

Russ: I got bad new....Sloptimus Prime called, remember that game of Persian Carpet Roulette we played 9 months ago... looks like Doc is the father. Doc: But it looks like Mike. Randy: It kinda looks like Russ. Mike: Lets go on Maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.

by Rush Mayhem IV December 10, 2009

Alabama Carpet ride

The sexual act of going down to the Alabama Coast line and fucking a girl who has sand in her vagina

Andrew: Dude I can't understand why my dick hurts.
Brian: Didn't you just back from Alabama?

Andrew: Oh yeah Must be that Alabama Carpet Ride i got!

by Big Money Al December 2, 2009

Ride that magic carpet

Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Walking the red carpet

Performing cunnillingus on a woman who is menstruating.

Cato g Susie when she's on the tag is like walking the red carpet. cunnilingus menstruation

by Manolo Cartegeña March 21, 2016