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spam cubes

Liquid lsd, dropped onto ham cubes instead of sugar cubes. Space Ham cubes ... spam cubes.
Yo dawg, you got any spam cubes?
by xipian July 14, 2022
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Cubed

Square^2, square-squared. Totally nerdy, socially clueless, completely out of touch with real life.
Be there or be cubed.
by Carolyn the Great April 16, 2011
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rubik's cube

only 5.8% of people know it also the top 3 solves are 3.13 seconds by Max Park and then a 3.44 second solve by Luke Garret and 3rd is a 3.47 by Yusheng Du
i can solve a rubik's cube in 35 second on average.
by a rubiks cube solver September 18, 2023
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Cube Rube

Being known as the worst person in a cube farm. Loud music and just being a pain to sit near in a cube farm.
This new dolt has made it to cube rube for being nothing but a problem in every respect in the cube farm.
by UD nut case August 7, 2009
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gooch cube

Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."

"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"

"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
by soiled_it January 29, 2024
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Ice cube

when a man dips his balls into a drink one at a time
dawg i ice cubed my girl’s drink do you think she’ll notice?
by ilostmyvcardtoajarofpickles August 6, 2022
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Fidget Cube

A fidget toy that is better than autistic spinner
You can fuck around with buttons on fidget cube
Oh and its cheaper
Joel: Man the fidget cube is great!
Durv: Nah the autistic spinner is better
OH SHIT A NEW SKIN THAT IS WORTH 9mill$$$ BETTER GET IT NOW!
Joel:Meh il play on the fidget cube
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