The situation when a male is sitting in a chair naked, with an erection and another person sits in their lap, utilizing them as a throne.
by c4ligvl4 August 16, 2010
Get the Crotch Thronemug. I crutch crotched some kid today because he was making fun of me for being crippled
person 1:crutch meet crotch, crotch meet crutch
person 2: hold on wat!
person 2:oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
person 1:crutch meet crotch, crotch meet crutch
person 2: hold on wat!
person 2:oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
by goddessman3 January 20, 2010
Get the crutch crotchmug. by Jayme June 15, 2004
Get the Fire Crotchmug. Pertaining to a vagina that you would not take home to meet your mom. A skanky, morally increpid slut bag. A rot crotch for god's sake!!!!
by THe F-Bomber May 21, 2004
Get the rot crotchmug. Usually performed while under the influence of alcohol. While when dancing in a large group of people you stick your hand into the air with it cupped at a grabbing angle while laughing obnoxiously. You then reach down and grab the crotch of some hot unsuspecting babe. This behavior has a tendency to piss off some ladies boyfriends and to get you kicked out of clubs and bars. I speak from experience.
As Bellows drank beer among all of the hot female dancers, he decided then and there to do the crotch dance.
by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007
Get the crotch dancemug. Pumpkin crotch is a dirty oder, and infectious disease that a woman will catch when she sleeps around with numerous men, we like to call them "Hoe Happy Jackie's" often has a Russian boyfriend that she uses and then has sex with other men for financial reasons. Anyone that sleeps with a pumpkin crotch is also surely to catch the disease, so beware and be safe kids.
Hey Vitali how does it feel that Jackie gave you pumpkin crotch, from sleeping around with numerous men?
by Rotten Sack Of Potatoes March 2, 2008
Get the pumpkin crotchmug. by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003
Get the crotch snotmug.