Crotch Dumplin

–noun. a rounded mass of steamed and seasoned dough, often steamed in fat lady vagina, seasoned in sexual sweat.

1. "HuhHuh-Hey Chan, Squeeze out some of them crotch dumplin's I made earlier."

by BuhBuh J August 22, 2008

crutch crotch

when u hit someone in the balls with your crutch

I crutch crotched some kid today because he was making fun of me for being crippled

person 1:crutch meet crotch, crotch meet crutch
person 2: hold on wat!
person 2:oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

by goddessman3 January 20, 2010

Fire Crotch

Dave Maggio-
Having red hair and having red pubs...hense fire crotch

Your mom has a fire crotch

by Jayme June 15, 2004

crotch dance

Usually performed while under the influence of alcohol. While when dancing in a large group of people you stick your hand into the air with it cupped at a grabbing angle while laughing obnoxiously. You then reach down and grab the crotch of some hot unsuspecting babe. This behavior has a tendency to piss off some ladies boyfriends and to get you kicked out of clubs and bars. I speak from experience.

As Bellows drank beer among all of the hot female dancers, he decided then and there to do the crotch dance.

by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007

rot crotch

Pertaining to a vagina that you would not take home to meet your mom. A skanky, morally increpid slut bag. A rot crotch for god's sake!!!!

That slut pulls more trains than Grand Central Station, she's a serious rot crotch!!!!

by THe F-Bomber May 21, 2004

Water Crotch

Invited by a user on a popular video sharing site, it describes people who dye their hair blue. It's similar to how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam

by Richard January 24, 2008

pumpkin crotch

Pumpkin crotch is a dirty oder, and infectious disease that a woman will catch when she sleeps around with numerous men, we like to call them "Hoe Happy Jackie's" often has a Russian boyfriend that she uses and then has sex with other men for financial reasons. Anyone that sleeps with a pumpkin crotch is also surely to catch the disease, so beware and be safe kids.

Hey Vitali how does it feel that Jackie gave you pumpkin crotch, from sleeping around with numerous men?

by Rotten Sack Of Potatoes March 2, 2008