Brandon Bearer

Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.

Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.

by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 20, 2017

Brandon and sara

Two freinds who are retardedly in love but fucking there lives up

Brandon and sara are retarded

by Fjjxhshsjfjj jzj January 3, 2018

Brandon morin

He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.

That guy is almost as perfect as a Brandon morin. Almost.

by Celery man January 22, 2018

brandon dodd

A total arsehole that has no friends and dumps a good girlfriend and asks someone else out and gets rejected. Looks like a nerdy gay maths geek. Also, a bent cock.

Oh that Brandon Dodd is such a nonce

by Joe Blogsypop February 9, 2018

Brandon

Has a cat named Paco.

Brandon’s cat speaks Spanish.

by Paquitonugz June 13, 2018

Bronson

a male, while receiving oral sex ejaculates with such intensity that when it hits his partner in the face they pull back with a "whip lash" effect. This resembles being shot in the face by 70's action star Charles Bronson, hence the term "Bronson"

Last night I had Heather give me a blow job. I guess it had been a while because when I let loose, well, I guess you could say I gave her the ol bronson. And yes, she's gonna need a cervical collar for a few days!

by Speciman June 26, 2018

Brandon

Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.

Brandon: "How come I always see a monkey every time I look in the mirror?"

by koltasw July 6, 2018