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universal blowjob

when guyz owe a girl a blowjob. Guy eatz girls out for brownie points.
Cody-"Amber you owe me a blowjob"
amber-"No cody, becuase you owe me 2 universal blowjobs"
by Cody love's AMBER October 7, 2007
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Ukrainian Blowjob

When a Ukrainian Bitch gives you a blowjob, but when you cum she bites off you dick.
I got a Ukrainian Blowjob yesterday, now I need a prosthetic dick.
by Snilf April 22, 2014
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double blowjob

Where two men simultaneously suck each others dicks and cumming in each others mouths.
Dude me and Dan totally got drunk and got double blowjobs last night!

No way! Does he swallow?
by The anus Destroyer April 14, 2014
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BlowJob

When someone is meant to give u a suck an actually blows on your cock.
'Gina your meant to suck it not literally BlowJob it'
by Matty Lee 2601 May 18, 2010
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Hometown blowjob

An enthusiastic round of head given in Cincinnati most often in exchange for a car ride.
That was one damn fine hometown blowjob. Where do you need a ride to?
by skull shaped coffee mug June 12, 2010
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vegan blowjob

noun; to perform fellatio to completion (ejaculation of recipient) without swallowing or in any way consuming ejaculate, resulting from said fellatio
God, she only gives vegan blowjobs!
by digital.ghost January 23, 2015
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Word Blowjob

To suck up to someone by talking good about a them while they are in the area.
Tim was over there bragging to Joe about good I am at baskeball. Yeah Tim was def giving you a "word blowjob."
by Spiffy1 October 20, 2008
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