Blake’s are known for their flexibility and bending ability. Some may think, he’s so flexible it’s almost gay…! But in reality, he might be gay and he only has a girlfriend to hide the overwhelming fact. After all, Blakes closets are deep, thick, meaty, and supple.
by Blakeistan123 July 23, 2022
A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024
Blake is the dopest and coolest person ever. He cares for everyone around him and is willing to do a lot for people even if he doesn’t show it. Although quiet, he is deadly. Don’t fuck around with him, he knows AT LEAST three different types of martial arts and will use his nunchucks on you. Any man named Blake has a HUGE penis and can also sing,dance,cook and is athletic af therefore allowing him to steal your bitch quicker than Trey Songz AKA Mr steal your girl. If I were you, I’d stay on Blake’s good side. You’ll benefit greatly from being his friend and suffer if not.
Me: yea I’m friends with Blake, he just bought me a new car out of kindness. Cant say the same about you
You: Yea I didn’t take your advice on being nice to him and now my entire family is missing.
You: Yea I didn’t take your advice on being nice to him and now my entire family is missing.
by Bballer14 July 22, 2021
by cheese358 October 26, 2020
blake is the best guy around. hes sweet, funny, cute and handsome. he can make anyone laugh no matter how bad of a day they are having. he can make anyone smile. his dick is huge. i mean humongous. gigantic. monstrous. girthy asf. enormous. colossal. his smile is the cutest thing you will ever see. he is the sweetest guy and would hit a woman for you. blake is a very lovable guy and he has bitches on his dick 24/7. he is a strong beefy guy who will carry you over his shoulder if you try to fight someone
by iloveblake420 May 26, 2023