Beaver stance

When a cat slumps over the arm of a sofa with its legs spreading.

Look over there, Jack is in his beaver stance

by Chasadia November 21, 2018

beaver hoot

Takin a fat rip off a vape pen that’s been shoved into an asshole

Dude, You ripped a sick beaver hoot out of Tracy’s asshole

by PlumberRyan November 19, 2018

beaver weasel

A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.

She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.

by nardcoresincebirth August 14, 2016

beaver slapper

Lesbian.
A girl who likes girls or beavers!

A girl who likes slapping another girls vagina

Look at that red headed beaver slapper in her natural habitat!

by Notabeaverslapper July 29, 2017

Beaver Luge

The art of a male laying under a naked female that is pouring alcohol down her chest, over her vagina and into the males mouth.

My buddy was drinking from a beaver luge at last nights party.

by DirtyG983 February 14, 2019

Beaver Mouth

When a vagina has extra inner lips that are covered in a mangy mess of wire textured hair.

I am still cleaning my teeth from that beaver mouth last night.

by BuckFamily October 9, 2022

Beaver Fortress

A fortified place, especially a large, permanent military stronghold that often includes a beaver.

Beaver Fortress: You'll never get in, that place is light fort beaver.

by SteVader January 17, 2011