Attack on mid

Used to reference the mid show “Attack on Mid”. It was very mid.

“Hi im Andrew Moussa and I like Attack On Titan”
“Shut the f*ck up, it’s extremely mid. Attack on Mid.”

by ChawiSwag January 14, 2022

christian attack

When extremely religious christians try to push their beliefs on you.

1. I thought I was a good person, but I got attacked by two Christians today that told me otherwise.

1. Why is Jimmy reciting the 10 commandments to that girl?
Oh just leave him alone he is having a christian attack.

by ambeauch September 6, 2007

unconventionally attractive

Someone who looks average looking at first glance (and not the type to get the hottest dating partners),
however, upon closer look,

their "average looks" interestingly, and deceptively are an illusion,
and can still use their looks to attract women/men.

Why?
Because physical attraction is *binary*.
A person with even just a few physical flaws can still pull the best since they're 'good looking enough'

Unfortunately, only ~20% of average looking people can use the title of unconventionally attractive.

The missing link for the remaining 80% of average looking people is lack of babyface, youth, head full of hair, exoticness (this is where race comes into play), and innocence.

Some of the most popular types of unconventionally attractive men include:
babyface boyish dudes
above average looking ethnic men that (Hollywood-based) society would consider a 6/10 in looks

NOTE:

Unconventionally attractive is NOT personality-based.

Chad: "Yo how the FUCK did is that boyish Indian guy going out with that hot blonde? I thought that ONLY buff tall guys like me with pronounced eye ridge, sharp jaw, hunter eyes, caucasian, and long wavy hair are qualified for girls THAT pretty. Must be his personality..."
Bill: "NO. It's not his personality. It's unironically his looks, believe or not. You see, he's unconventionally attractive, physically. Hot girls don't necessarily choose the 'best looking' guy by conventional standards. Surprise! All 200 million pretty women don't have the same exact taste in men. Stacy over there unironically REALLY digs effimate prettyboy types rather than beefcakes, so in a way, her pussy doesn't get wet when she sees you, mr.chad.
Chad: What is life... I've been lied to all this time. (mind explodes)

by 'name's Ernie.Who the heck ru? September 28, 2018

fart attack

n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.

Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

sneak attack

1. The art of sneaking your unit into a chick's ass when you're doing her doggy style. (Note: This generally is not met with a good response)

Well, I pulled out and then sneak attacked her. She didn't even know what hit her.

by Zark January 19, 2005

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

Something rather old but with ")," behind it.

Cunt:Dude have you seen this 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),?
Other Guy: WTF bro that's old as sh*t.
Cunt: Notice the ")," at the end...

by BRHSM November 25, 2016

sneak attack dirty sanchez

same as a dirty sanchez except, instead of sticking your finger in her ass, you stick it in your ass to catch her offguard therefore, making it a sneak attack.

My girlfriend hates it when i give her a dirty sanchez so, i hit her with the sneak attack.

by thenek July 14, 2004