Black Arse

Slang, generally found in the NE of England meaning someone who never washes, is dirty, scruffy or "minging".

That Amy is a right black arse, proper black like. Her house is black, her kids are black, never clean them the dirty c**t and her house is lifting.

by TomP1980 December 18, 2013

Glassblowers Arse

The condition one finds oneself in on an extremely hot day, or doing particularly heavy work. To Sweat profusely in an unattractive manner. Especially true if sweat makes your trainers/shoes soggy. Happens a lot to overweight people.

"I'm sweating like a Glassblowers Arse"

by Ruby_Siren May 22, 2007

smart arse

The British or Commonwealth English counterpart of the American English "smart ass" (probably the form in which it was invented, before being borrowed back into British English).

Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.

"Oh, Alice, you're such a smart ass."
"Actually, Bob, I would prefer to be insulted using the correct, British English pronunciation: 'smart arse'."
"But, Alice, I think you'll find 'arse' has been pronounced 'ass' since at least Shakespeare's time, and therefore far pre-dates the division of English into British and American variants."

by Osric_of_O February 7, 2010

face like a smacked arse

the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp

i don't like the way your gran looks at me, she's got a face like a smacked arse!

by fluffkins March 25, 2004

seen her arse

Yorkshire phrase signifying when a woman is in a bad mood, as she might be if she actually saw just how big her arse was.

Husband: What's for dinner love?
Wife: Fuck off and cook yourself for once!!
Husband: (to himself) Someone's seen her arse...

by Denver Chaplin August 13, 2005

Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins

When a slut/whore or nymphomaniac comes to a small town and fucks every avaliable man in a relatively short time, hence being given the title as the "town bicycle." (i.e.: everyone gets a ride),then leaves to move onto the next town or truck stop where the cycle continues. (apparently this phrase is used in country Australia)

Drunk: Hey mate! Where's that 2 bob whore that was around here yesterday?
Pub Owner: You poor bloke, you didn't get any?
Drunk:No?
Pub owner: That shiela already Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins

by Boganwarrior June 18, 2006

bum arse

1. The behind of a British bum. Can be used to describe a person from Great Britain.

2. Soreness or numbness of the ass from prolonged sitting.

1.
"Ey mate, bloody cold outside, ey?"

"Shut up, bum arse."

2.
"Dude, been sitting on the couch for 3 days straight."
"Wow, you must have a real bum arse!"

by bum arse October 16, 2009