The most pretty and funny and awesome best friend in the entire world. She’s so great and I want to kiss her but not in a gay way because that’s gay and I’m not gay so don’t call me gay because I’m not gay I’m straight so don’t call me gay because I’m not.
by Bigdforlifeeee March 9, 2023
Get the Alexismug. Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.
Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
by Mr.Willer December 29, 2023
Get the Alexi The Spartanmug. the twinkliest Twink in the world nobody can compete. If I signed up for a zest fest and saw Alexi walk through the door id kms on the spot. Not even the sweet. snack of Twinkies can compete with brotha
by jambamwham May 11, 2024
Get the aleximug. Alexis Milne is a female, who loves to fuck a guy named Jason.
She begs for his enormous hammer inside her
She begs for his enormous hammer inside her
by sldkfmwi June 9, 2018
Get the Alexis Milnemug. 
by Awesomesauce2123 April 3, 2017
Get the Alexis Gundersonmug. a girl that is very not good looking , she is one of the most fakest person , she is annoying asf and acts like shes the shit when shes really not sit the fuck down sis. she will act like she is your friend than switch up on you she will act like you mean the world to her when in reality she talks shit about you perioddd.
alexis is a bishhh
by alonzo lopez November 19, 2018
Get the Alexismug.