Side Pole

The borders and outlines of a grown man’s half chub when constricted by tight pants

I won’t ever miss a led zeppelin concert, because I know Robert Plant will definitely be rocking side pole.

by JudyFrench July 13, 2022

Side-Pimpin

When you and a friend are on stickam and he's typing and you are talking, and he hit's on bitches without you knowing and gets their numbers.

Novi Novak- "Ay did you just get her number? you side-pimpin over there?"

by im_stoned_420 April 04, 2011

Side Snitch

A person who acts as your friend but can dob you in at any given moment.

She was such a side snitch.
She was side snitching me!

by @personhehe April 01, 2020

side scritch

What the cat calls the neighbor they visited while you were busy playing video games with the crew

"Shit, is that *your* family? I bet they give you the good kibble"
"Nah, they my side scritch."

by MinAyakyl March 24, 2022

side sausage

The male version of "side chick".

I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.

by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016

vinegar side

The side of your ball sac closet to your butthole.

Man there’s a smell coming from my downstairs. I believe it’s the vinegar side of my bean bag.

by Jmaktheknife February 14, 2018

side willy

Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.

Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!

by Side Willy March 14, 2017