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bottle ass fuck

when a guys unerrectile penis is incerted into a bottle and then he has an errection then he has anal with another man or woman
****true story****
A while back my bf and i ran out of condoms so we started to bottle fuck then we were gonna have anal and his errect penis was too big to get out of the bottle so we bottle ass fucked
by bottle ass fucked bitch June 16, 2010
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Baby Bottle

Slang for beer. Usually used to refer to a person's (who's addicted to drinking beer) beer bottle.
person 1: That's his baby bottle!
person 2: Wait, what?
person 2: Why did you call it a baby bottle?
person 1: Because he could never be without it just like how a baby can never be without its bottle.
by poisonroll January 22, 2018
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as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.
£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!
by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008
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Water-bottle Cumshot

When a marginal amount of water comes out of a water-bottle while being drunk by a person. The water then spills onto the person's face in a cumshot type manner and usually soaks the top portion of their shirt and lower bits of their hair if they are a girl or guy with long hair.
"DUDE!!! You just got a water-bottle cumshot!!!" *as water drips down their chin*
by watershot_girl March 31, 2009
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the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces
news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this
by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021
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Water Bottle Ring

When someone gives you the ring of a water bottle,you have to marry them.
Person 1:Hey look what I have *takes out water bottle ring*Here!*gives person 2 the ring*You now have to marry me!
Person 2:I- Ok then-
by Ezla July 2, 2021
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Two cares in a bottle

Derivative of "without a care in the world."

The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.
He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.
by theGenesispiano April 14, 2012
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