Shane is a fluffy black hair guy. He is a great friend but goes threw so much. He is a blue greenish eyed fella and is very hot. He has a massive dick and will fuck anyone. he goes for short blonde but has many brunette girl best friends. His girl best friend Marie is a complicated girl she causes arguements a lot and changes the story but she is fun to hang out with just not a good friend. Shane likes Marie in a friend way .but his other gbsf her name is Jasmine and she has short brown hair they’ve been bsf since elementary and she has liked him for a while there are rumors going on that Shane and her are talking .but Shane is denying it to everyone while Jasmine is telling some people that they are. Is jasmine lying or is Shane. Who knows?
by -Owen stibor May 13, 2022
Get the Shanemug. A “Shane Rice” is basically a living organism that is riddled with chlamydia and genital warts. Usually comes in the form of a ginger brute.
“Did u see that dorty hallion over there sniffing his ballsack, yon X-ray toe is definitely riddled, my best guess is he’s a Shane Rice”
by Probenecid 39265 September 29, 2020
Get the Shane ricemug. A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are
Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better
Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good
Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)
Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me
Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like
Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME
Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago
Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good
Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)
Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me
Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like
Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME
Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago
by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019
Get the Shanemug. i miss u so bad;( do you remember me? blue jeans song, happy birthday song that I made for you on your birthday on April 18, 2021, omg time feels faster than usual and every time I always think of you :) I hope you are fine i love u shanee💌
by shee mardiani April 10, 2022
Get the shanemug. Like most of the definitions, Shane's are often very shy, have massive cocks, and have blue eyes. Shane's are not assholes as the Shane's I know are definitely not assholes. Shane's are often hella confused when it comes to the feelings of love, as Shane's are often single asf. Shane's are also into sports, video games, and candy. Shane's love candy. Shane's are often very tall and skinny, and very shy, with low self esteem. They often enjoy company, and they get sad when it doesn't come. Shane's also have a keen sense of fashion and a fire shoe game. Shane's are also pretty good golfers.
P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
This nigga Shane dumb asf.
by lactoseballer March 18, 2021
Get the Shanemug. 
A tall skinny alt white lesbian who absolutely fucks. In honour of the legend that is Shane McCutcheon .
Note: especially popular in foreign countries
Note: especially popular in foreign countries
by MissG3 April 15, 2023
Get the The Shane effectmug.