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Spock Syndrome

a condition in which one has the character of Spock or a full Vulcan and only knows logic instead of accepted social norms and traditions that make no sense.
A man walks into a gym naked and starts working out. Two gym employees walk up to him to confront him.

Gym worker 1: "Hey, what the hell are you doin'? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"

Spock Syndrome Guy: "It isn't logical to wear clothes to the gym. I get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again."

Gym Worker 2: "But you have to wear clothes!"

SSG: "Why?"

GW 1: "Because that's the rules!"

SSG: "Why is it a rule?"

GW 1: "It just is!"

SSG: "I do not understand."

GW 2: "Forget it, dude, he's got Spock Syndrome."

GW 1: "What a weirdo! Who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?"
by ManPoweredTravel November 5, 2012
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GCSE syndrome

When you are told so often about your gcses and what you need for them that you tend to spew random facts in inappropriate scenarios. Gcse syndrome also means you understand memes that otherwise make no sense.
Friend "bro i wanna jump off a cliff"
You "yeah i wanna do an eva smith"
Friend "bruh you got a serious case of gcse syndrome there"
by Speccy_nerd_xoxo November 9, 2019
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chlycomitisondro syndrome

if your name is “summer” or “mia” you’ll most likely have chlycomitisondro syndrome. periodttt point blank sis 💅🏽 !
anne: “they’re weird what’s their names?”

lucas: “mia and summer.”

anne: “oh makes sense. they have chlycomitisondro syndrome, of course they’re weird.”
by miaod07 October 6, 2019
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Sotarks syndrome

The Sotarks syndrome describes the habit to listen to a song just to hear if you can create a osu beatmap with "1-2 patterns" in it.
The name is based on the mapper Sotarks, who is very well known for his "1-2 patterns" in the rythm game osu.
I have the Sotarks syndrome. I can't stop searching for fitting songs.
by CircleClicker82 November 7, 2018
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Sus Syndrome

One in five people suffers from Sus Syndrome, which affects the mental state of the person and forces them to see the Crewmate from Among us everywhere they go. This will eventually kill the affected person by making them manufacture a boulder size pair of metal balls, which are called sussy balls, and will proceed to let the balls fall on them while saying the phrase "You're such a sussy baka".
Dude, I think that guy has Sus Syndrome.
"Yo it's the imposter from Among us... "Looks at red trash can/bin"
by SunChad August 25, 2021
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Ricky Syndrome

When you use the restroom many times during work shift, typically after every task you do.
I got Ricky Syndrome, you know what that is
Also could be referring to Ricky’s Office.
Other words I gotta take a Sh*t
by Well....send me an email, April 19, 2021
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HGTV Syndrome

The impetuous urge to renovate, sell, or buy a house to fulfill a burning desire of aquiring a dream home.
*Up next a brand new episode of Property Brothers*
Jen: I love this show! I want to redo the kitchen and bathroom! But then we'd have to do the living room and change the wall paint. Ugh! I just want to redo the whole house.

Adam: You just have HGTV Syndrome...Oh wow I would move for a yard like that.
by insertacatchynamehere September 9, 2016
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