Commercialistic bullshit holiday invented by corporations to cash in on pussy-whipped men. Tries to create the image of love and when the day is really about money, greed and materialistic objects. It also makes single people feel miserable. Suicide rates are known to go up during this time of year.
"Hallmark and Fannie May all cash in on Valentines Day while making single people feel miserable in the process."
by DJHill February 14, 2004
Get the valentine's daymug. A non-denominational winter celebration, created after the U.N. abolished Religiously holidays. Snowflake Day is distinguished by the exchange of care-satchels, the ceremonial lighting of the snow man, and the celebratory Snowflake Day cabbage-patch dance. Traditional foods include lamb tacos, bite-size weiners, and jerky balls. The central figure of the holiday is Snowflake Jake, a cheery pirate who gives spices upon spices to good little boys and girls, traveling the world on a pirate ship. Children listen for the cannonballs that signal his arrival.
Jolly Snowflake day Joan! Would you like a bite of my lamb taco? It's just not Snowflake Day without a lamb taco!
by Ozad January 16, 2011
Get the Snowflake Daymug. A day where the President of Rollins College cancels all classes by placing a large fox on the front lawn of school. Students start drinking at 5:30 in the morning, and then head to Cocoa Beach where excessive alcohol is consumed.
by Dan Abel April 27, 2006
Get the fox daymug. A National holiday in which the first Friday of May you wear no pants or shorts over your underwear.
Girl: Why did dad go to the office today without his pants on?
Brother: It's the first Friday of May you retard, No Pants Day.
Brother: It's the first Friday of May you retard, No Pants Day.
by /NickSavage May 7, 2010
Get the No Pants Daymug. The compliment to Fathers Day: Celebrates the Babydaddy for not pulling out or taking any responsibility for his offspring.
by D-Bag Kurtz June 22, 2010
Get the Babydaddy Daymug. A holiday exactly two months after Valentine's. Also known as Single's Awareness Day. Single people(usually teenagers) wear black.
by Jordyann April 4, 2008
Get the Black Daymug. I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.
by silvergatlin June 11, 2006
Get the salmon daymug.